by Frank Rhombus
Well, unless of course she’s racist and wouldn’t give the poor guy a chance.
In case you’ve been in a coma the last 14 years, let us inform you that Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison is a goddamn beast. At the age of 38, Harrison is signed on to play another two years of football at the professional level, and if his 81 1/2 career sacks aren’t enough to convince you that he can bring the fucking pain on and off the playing field, well, maybe these hip thrusts will:
Yeah, hide your fucking mothers and daughters, Pittsburgh. I don’t think any life insurance policy covers getting wrecked by that…
Wait, there’s more: You’ll Never See A Golfer More Pissed At Himself Than Matt Kuchar Was After This Terrible Shot
You have got to see this shit: